Friday, February 11, 2005

I Prostitute Myself

I did it. I went and applied for and put up Google ads on my blog. I didn't think twice about it, I didn't dither or weigh how I can give myself credibility by turning my blog, what is in essence my thoughts, into a billboard. This is me. I'm materialistic and mercenary. If I can make a quick buck, I will.

I was once told that I'm wasted in the vanilla world, that my true calling is that of a madam in a bordello. I honestly believe I can be good at that. Not one of those sleazy places where truckers pull up for a quickie in the back. And not one of those chi-chi places either where the girls wear Victoria's SecretTM and the guys are in leather SpeedosTM. I'm thinking something discreet and quiet, with an almost zen-like setting. Hmm... note to self, draw up plans for a bordello.

So please do me a favor and use the Google search bar at the bottom and click on the ads on the right. Throw some cents in my direction.

Think of it as virtual streetwalking. Pick me up, I'm your mind-whore.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its me...maya! If anyone WOULD have a blog, it would you. Well, at least this way i know what you're busy with, its almost like being with you. Miss You!

wanggo said...

Since I'm your brother, the whole idea of you saying "come pick me up, I'm your mind-whore" was kinda freaky... but Jubs, I've always loved the way you write and it's about time it gets published somewhere... Go walk the talk, you virtual street-hustler! Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

......the Jay Abrams guy on your ad space today looks amusingly similar to Tim Curry.

So, how do these things work? We don't have to pay, do we? ;P

Anonymous said...

......the Jay Abrams guy on your ad space today looks amusingly similar to Tim Curry.

So, how do these things work? We don't have to pay, do we? ;P

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